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Friday, July 15, 2005
. *dies laughing*]
In a fit of obsession about bagpipe jokes and funnied pictures and waiting for someone called Victoria Choo to come online, I started searching and found a whole bunch of nutsensical stuff. Look below.
Origin of Bagpipes Long ago, the Scots devised a fearsome battle tactic. As the
Scots neared their enemies, they would take cats, swing them
round and round above their heads. Then the cats would be sent
sailing through the air and land, clawing and biting, among
the Scot's foes. This was very effective. Word got out of this
fearsome stratagem, and soon just the sound of the cats, howling
and screaming as they were whirled over the heads of the Scotsmen,
was enough to send even battle-hardened foes into full retreat.
But the Scots began to run out of cats.
So they invented the Scottish bagpipe as a substitute.
And now you know... ...the rest of the story.
pyong! blowing you away at 7:51 AM
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